say hello

I'd love to hear your thoughts.

go on, press the send button.

If you're not an internet troll, I'll be in touch soon. If you are a troll...well. Maybe pick up a hobby to fill that hole in your soul.

Name

First Name

Last Name

Email Address

Website

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Message:

Please indulge my Jane Eyre obsession by choosing the reference that best describes you.

Sorry, my inner nerd took over. Just pick whichever proves you're a real person.

I am a free human being with an independent will.

I am but an automaton—a machine without feelings.